By Sam Hibbard, James Taylor & Oliver Green.
CHORUS
(Drunkest guy at the party)
Who knows what he’ll do.
(Drunkest guy at the party)
Aren’t you glad it’s not you?
(Drunkest guy at the party)
His tee shirt smells of spew.
(Drunkest guy at the party)
He can’t find his left shoe.
(Drunkest guy at the party)
He’s pissing like a moose.
(Drunkest guy at the party)
He didn’t flush his poo.
(Drunkest guy at the party)
Says dodgy things about Jews.
CHORUS
(Drunkest guy at the party)
Who knows what he’ll do.
(Drunkest guy at the party)
Aren’t you glad it’s not you?
(Drunkest guy at the party)
He’s quoting 2-Live-Crew
(Drunkest guy at the party)
He’s trying to fuck a ‘two’.
(Drunkest guy at the party)
He just offended Sue.
(Drunkest guy at the party)
He’s drinking stuff that’s blue.
(Drunkest guy at the party)
He’s now completely nude.
(Drunkest guy at the party)
CHORUS
(Drunkest guy at the party)
Who knows what he’ll do.
(Drunkest guy at the party)
Aren’t you glad it’s not you?
He broke your IKEA stool.
(Drunkest guy at the party)
He just punched that old dude.
(Drunkest guy at the party)
He fell asleep on the loo.
(Drunkest guy at the party)
Let’s cover him in glue.
(Drunkest guy at the party)
Just be glad it’s not you.
CHORUS
(Drunkest guy at the party)
Who knows what he’ll do.
(Drunkest guy at the party)
Aren’t you glad it’s not you?
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THE OLIVER GREEN REMIX
ReplyDelete(Maddest guy in the agency.)
He's pissed on Johnny's shoe.
(Maddest guy in the agency.)
He's takin' pictures of his poo.
(Maddest guy in the agency.)
His cock 'n' balls are on full view.
(Maddest guy in the agency.)
Who know's what he'll do.