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Thursday 25 June 2009

Selected Pop-Out Quotes From Penthouse Forum Letters Circa The 80’s.


“I slipped it in like a vote in Jesse Jackson’s ballot box. Right then, I didn’t care about the future.”

“She looked down at my throbbing inches devouring them with her eyes. ‘8 is definitely enough’ she whimpered.”

“Her pussy hair was shaved into a ‘V’. A really big serif font capital ‘V’.”

“My corvette revved it’s engine and the drive-in movie whirred behind us. Sophie’s choice? She chose cock."

“We heard the key turn in the lock. She unhinged her legs from around my waist and jumped to her feet – her hair leaving an impression on the pillow.”

“Right up the alligator strap of my wrist watch.”



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