Would It Fit In Chef Gordon Ramsey's Arse?

The hair cut. The choker necklace. The boot cut jeans. The obsession with cars. I bet it was all his wife could do to talk him out of the Ed Hardy tee shirts. I reckon she’s got to the point where she wants him to have the affair that his clothes and demeanour suggest he’s about to have in the next 5-minutes that way she could take his money and get someone that acts his fucking age. Someone like AA Gill.

I think going up Ramsey’s arse would be a great thing for him to do. Maybe they could share the costs of a midlife crisis and move in together. It could be a reality show. The little one going to Morrisons to by some smug salmon and Ramsey cooking it for him, talking the whole time.

Then Little Man Tate could come out of his bedroom covered in truffle oil and slip up Chef Gordon ‘Hagrids’ Ramsey’s pooper.

I hate the little twat.

VERDICT: Yes. Easily. Get him up there nowish!