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Thursday, 26 November 2009

Drugs That Need To Be Invented… And Their Possible Side Effects 2



Name Of Drug:

Zotantan

What Drug Does:

Allows the user to over hear other peoples conversations while at cafe's without forming the opinion that one of the people he/she is over hearing is a CUNT and should stop talking to their poor friend about themselves and what's happening at their jobs and instead spend the time talking about something both parties can discuss - like movies or something. Or at least they should take turns talking about their own lives. CUNT!

Possible Side Effect:

Mistaking fat women for pregnant women.
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