1.6

Eating Asparagus at a restaurant is fine. Eating it at home is too much. The way it makes your urine smell is borderline worthy of a mercy flush.

And when there's more than one of you eating it and then you go to the toilet one after the other...

If a piss is a number 1 and a poo is a number 2 an asparagus piss is a number 1.6.

There needs to be a Glade Air Freshner designed specifically for it.

Seriously. I would buy that.