For Sale - Rap Persona

There are a lot of rappers around. This in itself is a strange thing considering how many rappers say they kill rappers... The maths is fishy.

It seems to me that if one was to start a rap career having, as the French say, a little 'I don't know what' - that would help you stand out from the rest would be a good idea. I have good Ideas all the fucking time.

Here's one for the rappers.

I have created a persona any aspiring rapper could adopt and become dope overnight.

Here it is, bitches -

Name: Lil Snoozy

Gimick: All things sleep related.

Costume: Blinged up sleep mask.

Speech Affectation: Lil Snoozy replaces his S’s with ZZzzzZZZzzzZZ’s.

Drug of choice: Xanax

First Album Name: Sweet Dreamz

Track List:

1. Sweet Dreamz

2. Wet Dreamz

3. R.I.P Van Winkle

4. Nightmare On Any Street

5. Power Nap

6. Sleeper Hold

7. Hit Ya Like a Snooze Button

8. Sleep Is The Cousin Of Geoff

9. R.E.M

10. I Am Watching A Nicole Kidman Movie

I want 10k for it.

Genuine offers only.