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Wednesday, 5 August 2009

Would It Fit In Chef Gordon Ramsey's Arse?



First things first - this may be a redundant post because Heather Mills may have already stuck her fake leg in Gordon's arse.

I definitely think there is some sexual chemistry between them - even if it is a vegetarian hate-fuck that GR is after. Who hasn't wanted to hate fuck a vegetarian in their time?

But for the sake of this:

If Millsy was still attached to her fake leg and Gordon was breathing those poppers he loves so much - I think....

VERDICT: Yes Heather Mill's fake leg would fit up Gordon Ramsey's arse.


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