Script For Historical Event Done In The Style Of Benny Hill – The Crucifixion Of Christ.

INT – MUD HUT – MORNING

MUSIC PLAYS

JESUS (Benny Hill) is woken by four busty Roman Guards dressed in barely there mini skirts and boob tubes. They chase him round and round his bed – in fast motion.

EXT – JERUSALEM STREET – MORNING

JESUS (Benny Hill) is dragging a huge and heavy crucifix on his shoulders. He is wearing a crown of thorns and bleeding from his forehead.

He approaches a group of busty women who are throwing rotting vegetables at him as he passes them the crucifix brushes past them and pulls off their clothes - under their clothes they are wearing panties bras and suspenders. They chase him – in fast motion.

A couple (a young woman and an old man with a bald head) who were having sex poke their heads up from behind a fruit cart. We see that the woman in topless. They find the need to join the chase - in fast motion.

EXT – GOLGOTHA HILL – AFTERNOON

JESUS (Benny Hill) Arrives at the top of Golgotha Hill overlooking Jerusalem. There are two scantily clad thieves being nailed to the cross by scantily clad Roman soldiers. JESUS (Benny Hill) looks up the Roman’s skirts while passing under the ladder. This does not go unnoticed and JESUS (Benny Hill) is slapped. He winks at camera.

CLOSE UP

We see Nails being driven through the palms of JESUS.

CUT

We see JESUS (Benny Hill) staring at the bouncing breasts of the scantily clad Roman guard who is driving the nails though his hand.

The hammering action is making her breasts bounce – in fast motion.

EXT – GOLGOTHA HILL – NIGHT

A crowd of mourners have gathered under the crucifix where JESUS (Benny Hill) is now dead. In their grief they start to strip their robes off revealing panites bras and suspenders.

CLOSE UP

JESUS (Benny Hill) Winks at camera.

END