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Friday, 5 June 2009

Script For Those Colourful Screen Showcasing Videos They Play On New TV’s In TV Shops.



This script has no dialogue but the song ‘I wanna Sex You Up’ by Colour Me Bad plays under. 

We open on an albino man who has a strange power over butterflies (evidently they seem to think that he is a roost). He is in a black space and nothing can be seen around him – only the butterflies and he are lit. They glow majestically.

Suddenly the blackness is breached by light! He has been in a lift that opens out into a huge space empty except for a pool table – the green of the felt leaping up at the camera.

The albino man and his flock of butterflies approach the table. The multi coloured balls rain down from above -  red, blue, yellow  all bouncing across the green like spilled gob stoppers.

The albino looks for a stick with which to play… there are none. Instead he finds a red neon tube and starts to play pool on the green felt with it. The butterflies frolic.

In through a door walks The Blue Man group. One carrying a yellow neon tube the other two carrying a Jackson Pollack painting.

The Blue man and the albino shake hands and the match commences (the other two hang the Pollack).

The match is furious and colourful. The butterflies and other two Blue Men dance like the wind is music.

The albino wins! His blue opponent gives him 100 liquorice allsorts one by one.

They all climb aboard a chariot pulled by a Zebra a Peacock and a Leopard and leave.

 

THIS IS TO BE LOOPED.

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