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Tuesday, 9 June 2009

New Law - Dreams.

Okay lets just say this, KNOW ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR FUCKING DREAM. Don’t come into work and say, “Wow I had the weirdest dream last night.” And then start telling us before we even ask you to tell us. That’s forcing your dreams on us! That’s dream-rape.

All dreams are weird that’s just a given. If you had a dream that wasn’t weird – for example  a dream where you went to work and bored someone shitless with your crappy voice they wouldn’t be called dreams – they’d be called memories.

Unless you’re Martin Luther King  - shut the fuck up about your dreams.


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