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Friday, 5 June 2009

50 Short Stories Of 50 Words - No. 3

An Open Letter To The Makers Of Meaty-Chum Dog Food.

Dear Meaty-Chum,

I feed Scamp Meaty-Chum everyday and he certainly enjoys it. However, I often see my little boy licking his private parts. He must really enjoy that flavour too as he’s always at it. Maybe you could use this observation to create a dog lolly flavour?

 Sincerely, Mrs Fenchurch.

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