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Friday, 29 May 2009

New Law - Mugging.


If anyone tries to mug you and you fight them off and beat them up – you are allowed to take all their shit off them. Their wallet, their sneakers their watch – everything.

You are also allowed to talk like Tarantino wrote your dialogue while you do it without fear of being mocked by anyone around you.

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4 comments:

  1. Anonymous29 May 2009 at 11:06

    Thanks for the advice. I'm now the proud owner of a shell suit, a gold chain, a Luis Vuitton wallet (fake) a Pit Bull and small back of smack.

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  2. NiftyDeuce29 May 2009 at 12:24

    and I got half a can of White Lightning, a broken cigarette with a bloody thumbprint on the filter, a nice new blue carrier bag, a pair of jeans so filthy they feel like they were spun from silk, a pair of Reeboks where the left shoe leans to one side, and Hepatitis-C.

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  3. Unknown29 May 2009 at 15:34

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  4. Unknown29 May 2009 at 15:36

    Just spent a quality afternoon mugging. Thought I'd start with an easy target. I've now got some tartan zip up slippers, a grey wig, a colostomy bag and two half sucked Wethers Originals.

    They didn't fight back. (Obviously they don't have interent access, so doesn't know the new laws.)

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