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Wednesday, 27 May 2009

50 Short Stories Of 50 Words - No. 1

Training Yo Gibbon Like A Mutha-fuckin’ Gangsta!  

Training mature Gibbons be futile. But yo’ ass gots infant Gibbons?  Use a reward system. Mutha-fucka’ do somthin’ dope, give the bitch a fuckin’ orange or some-shits. The little mutha-fucka shit in yo' Lexus - whip ass till it don't.

I Raise Gibbons and I raise guns. Out!

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